“Hurricane Earl harbinger of worse to come?”
He he he…
Well, I suspected as much. It skipped the south and is only messing with yankees. The BBC just made it official.
I figured after the rambling ‘debate or die treason tea-bag blah blah blah’ I’d publically accept Nickwolf’s challenge. Here is the e-mail that I sent to him:
I didn’t think it was possible, but the more you type, the dumber you get. Your ignorance of history is only rivaled by your sad inability to communicate in any meaningful way. You say that you’d like to debate, and normally I’d welcome the chance, but I think I’d rather debate an enraged poo-flinging howler monkey. But regardless, I accept your offer to debate at any time. My blog receives about 2,000 hits a day, so that’s a pretty good audience for you to try to reach with your ‘message’.
They especially enjoyed your last… I don’t know what word to call it. Ranting usually indicates some sort of coherent subject matter… unhinged rambling perhaps?
Everyone had a good laugh at your expense and once again you embarrassed and damaged your own side. A good time was had by all. I’ve got moderate and even liberal readers, so it isn’t just my side that thinks you’re insane. In fact, the liberals are praying for you to shut up and quit making them look bad. Personally, I hope you keep posting in public, because you’ve done far more to help the Tea Party movement with your idiotic blatherings than anything I could ever hope to accomplish. The undecided look at your writings and say “I’m on whatever side that douchebag’s not.”
Have a good one. Try not to have a complete come-apart when the “clear majority” tells your side to go get ****ed in November.
p.s. If you paid money for that membership to the Guild of Writers or whatever it is, you really should try to get a refund. Personally, as a professional and commercially successful writer, I think that basic literacy should be a prerequisite to membership to any ‘writer’s’ guild. But I’m old fashioned like that.
p.p.s. I hope your grandma is well. You really shouldn’t be so hard on her. I know you are bitter about all that in-breeding but it really isn’t her fault you were born with flipper toes. They just didn’t know as much about genetics back then.
I am eagerly awaiting his response. I thought by my standards that was pretty darn polite.
Nickwolf has returned! Hallelujah, my favorite internet nutjob has returned! For those of you who’ve not had the pleasure of meeting Nickwolf, click here http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2010/07/27/diary-of-an-unhinged-imbecile-by-nickwolf-with-special-commentary-by-larry-correia/ and prepare to be amazed. Then he replied with this one http://larrycorreia.wordpress.com/2010/08/04/nickwolf-replies/ where he threatened to beat up his own grandparents. That’s how hardcore Nickwolf is.
You probably need to go read those last posts before you dive into this one unprepared. Nickwolf hates… I don’t know… everything, (especially grammar and punctuation) but he sure does love him some Obama. Infuriated by my last response, he wiped the spittle from his screen and wrote this reply. It only took him a month, but Nickwolf works at his own pace. I’ll say one thing though, Nickwolf sure brought his A-game this time. Sure, his A-game is tether-ball, but we’ll take what we can get.
As usual, the guest comments are in italics. My comments are in bold. Believe it or not, I actually cleaned up some of his formatting too. He likes to randomly hit return in the middle of sentences.
DIARY OF AN UNHINGED IMBECILE PART 2 by NICKWOLF
President Obama, was elected President by a landslide Majority vote. 52.9% ooooooh aaaaahhhh color me impressed! He totally defeated that sock puppet of Colonel Tigh.
The Health Care Reform Bill was passed by a majority vote. Proving that billions of dollars of bribe money goes a long way. Fake named Tea Party minorities want to rule the Majority. If they can’t get elected, oh, wait… have you not been paying attention? Probably not. The Tea Party backed candidates are dominating the primaries and the democrats are poised to take the biggest congressional midterm loss in history.
So, if you cite the majority as being an absolute and the majority of Americans don’t want socialized medicine (well, at least a much higher percentage than your Obama “landslide” majority) wouldn’t you just have turned around and shot down your own argument?
they threaten second amendment cures! Funny. I’ve not got that e-mail yet, and I’m the one that’s supposed to bring the chips. Considering that we’re armed to the teeth and lousy with veterans, we’re a peace loving bunch. Tea Party happens, nobody gets arrested, not even for littering. Lefty gathering and they shut down Seattle for a week to flip burning cars over. Trust me Nicky, when my side gets uppity, you’ll know.
What’s not Fascist about this. Shouting down Grandma at a town hall meeting …..is Fascist! Last time I checked, you were the one threatening your own grandma. I feel pretty bad for the lady.
Why use spellcheck for the reason impaired Tea Gang? Don’t do it for me. Do it for socialism. Because really, you’re not doing your side any favors.
Their not worth the time! That would be ‘they’re’.
I am a member of the writers Guild of America and have several copywriter (?) scripts, books and papers. BWA HA HA HA HA!!! Dude! That’s great. I want to see one. Seriously. Please. That would be awesome. I can only imagine:
THE STAR WAR’S BY NICKWOLF a copywritered script
EXTERIOR SHOT – THE DEATH’S STARS……
LUKE – your not my father darth vaders is not
DARTH VADERS – I am your fathers Luke’s
LUKE – NOOOOOOOOOO……………………
- Editor – Unreadable possible ketchup stain? –
DARTH VADERS – TEA BAG!
Using reason with those who have abandoned it is like giving medicine to a deadman ” Thomas Paine Drat. He quoted Thomas Paine, thereby preventing me from using my stock photo of Grimace again.
I wax on ” Cyrano “ Huh? I like Gerard Depardieu as much as the next guy, or was that a Mr. Miyagi reference?
Nope! You don’t get to say that you espouse the beliefs of the founding fathers! I don’t? That must have been part of the 2,000 pages of the health care bill.
George Washington was a founding father and he said ” This is not a tax created by a King, but by the Representative Government in Virginia ” It is the law of the land ” ! Another quote out of context, but once Nickwolf discovered wikiquote, all bets were off. Here’s one for you. “I would have used Nickwolf to muck out the horse stables, however I was too concerned about the safety and chastity of the horses to inflict such terror upon them.” – Benjamin Franklin
You know it is getting weird when a socialist is quoting George Washington and thinks everything is totally square.
Where by he put down the fake Tea Party slogan bearers rebellion ( The Whiskey Rebellion ) by using the Militia from another State ( Which the President is the head of..all militia’s)by point of bayonet and canon! So the Tea Party movement that originated in 2008 travelled back in time to be defeated by George Washington. I’ve got to find Doc Brown and warn him.
So no, you are not Patriots doing what the founding fathers wanted. You are Traitorous, hate propagating, scum. Treason is actually a law, with an actual definition other than “disagrees with me”. You may want to look into that.
No Americans bearing false witness against your neighbors….who elected President Obama with a popular majority. So, in 2010 when Obama’s side gets trounced, will you finally shut the **** up?
NO YOU CANNOT CLAIM THE WORDS FROM THE BOSTON TEA PARTY….NO YOU CAN’T CLAIM THE WORDS OF PATRIOTS….NO YOU ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE WISHES OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS…..THEY WOULD NOT SHOUT DOWN DEBATE IN A PUBLIC MEETING…. Dude, George Washington would have run Nancy Pelosi through with his sword. As for shouting in a public meeting, I take it you’re not familiar with the Continental Congress?
The founding fathers were strongly opinionated men of conviction, who argued passionately for what they believed in. They were called treasonous for going against what the “vast majority” of the British Empire wanted as well. So by my standards, being called treasonous by a statist is compliment. Thank you.
THEY WOULD NOT SCARE WOMEN AND CHILDREN WITH A PATHETIC SHOW OF ARMS IN PUBLIC! Of course, nobody every carried a gun in public back then!
“I call it ye-olde thunderstick.”
REAL MEN ACT REALLY THOUGHTFUL! YOU ARE NEITHER! The… wait… What?
REAL MEN, OUR FOUNDING FATHERS, ACTED REALLY THOUGHTFUL! YOU ARE NEITHER! Oh, thanks for clarifying.
END THIS PATHETIC TREASON! i.e. Treason = disagreeing with Barack Obama. Gotcha.
Debate your issues, win over my mind and I will vote for you…. Wait, is that before or after you threatened to kill me like last time?
try to force your views only makes it clear that you are wrong! AND A FASCIST BY HISTORICAL REFERENCE. Okay. So disagreeing is treason. Debating is treason. And I’m a fascist because I disagree with socialism… Wow. Anybody else getting a headache?
I will never join a t-baggers mob! Gay men everywhere just breathed a sigh of relief.
WHY IS IT THAT YOU ONLY HAVE PATHETIC LIARS SPEAK AT YOUR MOB GATHERINGS….. Al Capone was busy being dead. I love mob gatherings though. Since I look so much like James Gandolfini, I get in for free.
AFRAID OF THE TRUTH? PALINS AFRAID, BOCKMAN’S AFRAID, BECK’S AFRAID, LIMPBALLS IS AFRAID……AFRAID OF THE TRUTH SO THEY NEVER DEBATE….. Yes, because when I think of the above named (yet sadly misspelled) people, I think of people that never ever ever never publically talk about what they believe in…
THEY WOULD BE FOUND OUT FOR THE PROPAGANDISTS, SELF SERVING, MONEY RUTTING, ANTI AMERICAN, ANTI JESUS FOOLS THAT THEY ARE! Wait a second. They hate America and Jesus! Bastards…
THE FAIRNESS DOCTRINE’S RETURN WOULD END ALL THEIR SHOWS! Yes. Because if you’re all about free speech, you should be in favor of a law that infringes it.
DEBATE OR DIE! TEA BUMS Let’s see. I did some debate in high school (though I much preferred extemporaneous public speaking).The Tea Party stands for smaller government. They seem to be winning the national debate on a pretty large scale. Nickwolf’s response consisted of screaming and flinging poo like a wild howler monkey. Judges? Well, looks like a unanimous decision. Tea Party is going to win this round.
the only cure for dumb-ass unintelligent,Republicrats … was invented by Progressive scientists….in the 17th Century. Public Dunking was a very popular penalty for numbnuts like fake Tea baggers. According to Nickwolf’s history teachers, after a revolution against an extremely powerful government, proponents of smaller government then publically dunked proponents of smaller government, because scientists of a political movement that didn’t originate for another two hundred years said so.
All anti American Speech is not wrong, but hate mongering, racist speech is! And Nickwolf’s though police will be there to protect us all!
So get ready were (we’re?) building the dunking machines and bringing them to the next town hall meeting where you hope to shout Grandma down when she tries to speak! Nickwolf’s grandma was abused endlessly, but happily I can report that a recent Obama Death Panel decided to just put her to sleep. Yay!
Men don’t have to shout…they kick ass! Nick. Seriously, dude. My average reader could kill an entire room of angsty-socialists with a rolled up newspaper. Do you really need to keep going on about how manly and tough you are? It’s kind of sad.I’m all about debate. Except you don’t debate. You scream, bang your head on the keyboard, make shit up, and then toss around fascist-fascist-racist-tea-bag. If you consider that debating I’d pay good money to see your idea of a rant.
I REPEAT: ” YOU ARE FASCISTS ” IF YOU DON’T ALLOW FREE AND OPEN DEBATE ….. YOU ARE FASCISTS!
FASCISTS ALWAYS LAUGH BEFORE THEY ARE NEUTERED…..AND THEY ARE ALWAYS NEUTERED! Nick… I’m a little worried about you. You seem to have a strange fixation on balls today.
CHECK OUT THE HISTORY OF YOUR KIND. DON’T READ AMERICAN HISTORY…. Yes, socialists hate when you read history. BECAUSE COMPARING YOURSELVES TO OUR FOUNDING FATHERS IS TRULY…… The love affair with the super-ellipses continues LAUGHABLE!
The only thing laughable here is you, Nick. You’re a pathetic shell of a man, barely capable of coherent thought or basic communication, and since we’re throwing around quotes:
“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” – The Principal from Billy Madison
Well, I said there would be more blogging last week after we got moved in, but then the next day my 2002 Ford Focus decided to commit suicide. Towed it to the shop. Timing belt came off. (135k, so that was unexpected) Discovered that “non-interuption” engine only applied up to 1,500 RPM when it then switches to the “Grenade” setting. Which meant car shopping… Yay.
I hate making payments though. I’ve always saved up, and then gone car shopping, so that I could just buy outright. I don’t like paying interest. I like collecting interest. However, that is very difficult to do when your car implodes right after you closed on a house. But anyways, I think I found a ’07 Ford Taurus that is in my price range with 50K miles on it. I’ll probably end up picking that up today.
So between car shopping and living out of boxes and trying to finish the rough draft of MHA, I’ll hurry up and get something else posted. Oh, and I also finally got to read Darkship Thieves by Sarah Hoyt. Excellent book. I’ll post a review when I get a chance.
Readers have asked me before about the possibility of an MHI audio book, but I didn’t really follow up because I didn’t really know how that stuff worked. Recently, I was inspired to ask when I saw that my friend Sarah Hoyt’s excellent novel Darkship Thieves was going to get an audio book version. So I investigated, and basically it is a question of demand. Baen has an agreement with Audible to do Baen books on audio CD in stores and electronic download on Audible.com. If Audible thinks that there is sufficient demand for an audio book, they’ll produce one.
EDIT: Apparently I was given the wrong contact info! Whoops. We’ll try this again later.
If you could mention title (Monster Hunter International), author (Larry Correia) and publisher (Baen Books) that would be great. If they get enough interest expressed, then they may produce one. If they ask why they are suddenly getting a bunch of calls, you can refer them to here, and just say that I really like to communicate with my fans.
I like Audible too. I learned about them from their ad on the Writing Excuses podcast. It is a convenient way to go.
More times and details coming soon.
West Jordan B&N and Sandy Borders, September 25th.
Guest and signing at the Book Academy at UV, September 30th.
Book signing at Layton B&N October 2nd.
Book signing at the Poison Pen, Scottsdale AZ on Oct 24th.
More coming soon.
After poking fun at the idiotic media coverage of the big rally yesterday, let’s get a first hand account from somebody who was actually there.
I know Ken from www.thehighroad.org He shared his experiences, and they were condensed and posted over at The Noisy Room: http://noisyroom.net/blog/2010/08/31/the-restoring-honor-rally-a-first-hand-report/ You really should check that out.
I’ve known Ken online for a very long time. He’s a good man, and if that’s how he said it was, then that’s how it was.