I’ll admit that I’m excited for tonight’s debate

My favorite Joe Biden picture

 

 

I will admit, I am looking forward to tonight. It is all up to Joe Biden to save the day. Joe Biden has been training hard. Joe Biden is gonna’ come out swinging! Joe Biden will do cartoon voices! Joe Biden once wrestled a bear! And WON! Joe Biden graduated top of his law school class, top of his college class, top of his space marine class, and was voted most likely to overdose on cough syrup! Joe Biden once shoved twenty seven pieces of chalk up a single nostril. Joe Biden played college football. Joe Biden played DEATH BALL.  Joe Biden has never plagarized anyone. Joe Biden wants to raise your taxes by a trillion dollars because that is more fair. Joe Biden gets lap dances from biker chicks because he can! Joe Biden is banned from 7-11. Joe Biden is going to go down to Mexico and stay low until the heat blows over.

I read an article on the Huffington Post about how Joe Biden is going to surprise everyone with his badassitude tonight. (why yes, I do read the HuffPo. You’ve got to know your enemy. Which is really ironic, since liberal douches that come on here to argue with me always call me a Fox news drone).  The article was sure Joe would dominate, and used examples from his past to show what a masterdebator Joe is… Sadly, the most recent example they had was from 1987 where Biden and Ted Kennedy tag teamed Robert Bork.

So… Your evidence for Joe’s awesome mental abilities comes from when I was in junior high school… Yes. Keep on drinking that Kool Aid. You know Joe is gonna come through for you! Joe Biden is gonna save you. Paul Ryan wants to PUT YA’LL BACK IN CHAINS!!!!

Obama dropped the ball so now only Joe Biden can save the day. Joe BIDEN! JOOOE BIIiiiDEN!!!

 

ever notice how the folks off to the side of Joe Biden always have that same facial expression?

Some returned packages, need new addresses

Hey guys, I’ve had a couple of patch or autographed book orders come back to me as unclaimed or no such address. If this is you, email me with what your real address is:

Robert Twyman

Ryan Garlick

 

Another kickstarter worth backing, Joe Frankenstein

Okay, not that I am trying to tempt you guys away from donating more to my kickstarter, (hey, we now have more patches), but here is another project that a friend of mine is doing, which MH fans will probably really love.

http://www.indiegogo.com/JOEFRANKENSTEIN?show_todos=true

Okay, I lied. It is Indiegogo, not Kickstarter, but they work on similar principles.

For those of you that read comic books, you know who Chuck Dixon is. The dude is a legend. Chuck wrote Batman and the Punisher for a long time. (as well as a ton of other comics) If you just watched the new Batman movie, he invented Bane. He invented Nightwing. And most importantly, he invented SPREADSHEET THE COMBAT ACCOUNTANT. The coolest GI Joe EVER.  Yes, Chuck is currently writing GI Joe for IDW. The guy is one of the most prolific writers in comics.

Yes. My secret identity has been revealed.

I got to know him on his webforum, http://dixonverse.net/board3/index.php mostly because Chuck is a fellow gun nut and unabashed conservative. (which has caused him no end of grief working in an “artistic” industry).

He has been working on Joe Frankenstein for a while. It is his labor of love project. I figured that I would help spread the word for him. If you are at all into well written comics, check it out. Heck, if you just like good writing and good stories check it out.

New MHI patches available (Limited time only)

Originally we were doing one new, very limited, run of an original patch for the higher tier Kickstarter backers. However, lots and lots of people who were pledging for the regular tiers wanted patches too. So this caused a bit of a problem. I want to make as many people happy as possible, but I didn’t want to just give patches to everybody, because then the special ones wouldn’t be special any more, and a couple hundred of you had already snagged up those higher tiers.

So we have added a second, new, original limited to the Kickstarter patch.  Patch #1 is still only available to the original bigger KS backers, and only ever will be. Patch #2 is also new and original, and available just for the Kickstarter, however it is now available for everybody.  Folks on the higher tiers will be getting this one automatically, and for everybody else, you can go to the KS, bump up your pledge for however many you want, and they’ll be added to your order.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/herogames/the-monster-hunter-international-employees-handboo

So, new MH patches for everybody! And special limited edition collectible patches for the plank owners!