I’m taking a pistol class tomorrow. I’ve not been shooting in like, forever. That’s what happens when you’re building a house and have deadlines. Of course, I discovered that most of my gear is somewhere at the bottom of a giant pile of crap in a storage unit. I bought a new pair of electronic ears and (fingers-crossed) I’ve got a BladeTech holster arriving today. (because Rabbit is the Man). It is kind of ironic for the guy who used to own a gunstore to come to a class with cobbled together crap for equipment.
On that note, don’t worry. I still have my emergency zombie response kit. Nobody tried to pack it, but that’s probably because a 3X armored vest with ballistic plates and 300 rounds of 5.56 TAP in the pouches is too heavy for most people to get into a cardboard box.
I was watching the news at lunch. Apparently somebody left a cooler out in Times Square, so there was a bomb scare and every channel was tuned in for the breaking coverage… of a cooler. Sitting there. It wasn’t even a very big cooler. The news anchors (who are all from New York) were going on about just exactly where this cooler was in relation to the Marriot or the Best Western, or whatever the hell other useless geography factoid 99% of the country doesn’t care about. This is just further proof that the news thinks everything revolves around New York. Meanwhile, Nashville is completely flooded, thousands of homes are destroyed, and people have died. Zip. No coverage at all. Ironic that.
Last week a moron made a really crappy bomb and left it in Times Square. Luckily the bomb was a total piece of crap and failed to do anything interesting. I built better bombs than that when I was fourteen. So once again, our Random Dutchmen defense pays off for Janet Napolitano. As long as we are only attacked by really dumb terrorists, this strategy should continue to pay off.
Some media wizard was dissapointed when the idiot bomber turned out to be a Pakistani. Apparently they had really been hoping that it had been a “tea-bagger.” That says a lot about the current state of affairs in our media.
On that note, tea-bagger has become a really popular term, even being used by Obama himself, which just shows what a classy guy he is. Whatever, keep on using the term. We don’t really mind. In fact, since you guys can’t actually win any arguments or point out where the Tea Partiers are wrong, just run with the name calling… And don’t forget to always add that we’re racist. Racism is like the cherry on top.
My wife found a new type of candy at a store the other day. Apparently they are religious themed chocolate mints called, and I’m not making this up, “TestaMints”. This immediately caused us to start coming up with some advertising slogans. My favorites were “Baptize your mouth with Flavor! TestaMints!” and “Call bad breath to repentance! With TestaMints!” And despite this blog comment, I bet not a single fundamentalist baptist will threaten to saw my head off. They’re cool like that.
The house is coming along. We’ve now got basement walls, main line plumbing, and they’ve backfilled and put in the window wells. No floor yet. I think the county needs to approve the plumbing before they cover it up. I’m dying to have a house again.
In writing news, with Nightcrawler back from EOD school, we can now put the finishing touches on Dead Six. I think you guys are going to really like this one.
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