You know, five years ago, I sat down and gave good long thought to the fact that for the next several years, I was going to be called a racist. I thought about it until I became inured to the idea that someone else might think I was a racist. Then, I thought about it until it became a joke.
I’m in. ‘Cause if WWIII doesn’t start, it won’t cost me anything, and if it does start, I’ll have bigger problems than my Visa bill. And hey, think of all the unemployed who could get jobs in the military! It’s an all around win!
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I think we, as Larry Correia fans need to pool our money so we can meet the 10 million dollar donation level to get our own senator, just think what we could make him do, like read the Francis vs the US senate/FDR scene from Warbound on the senate floor and see how many Democrats have aneurisms.
Dave, No cant be, Starbucks coffee is illegal under the Geneva conventions as prisoner torture. The CIA uses Water boarding for several reasons.
1 Having the prisoner drink Starbucks coffee is expensive.
2 its heartbreaking to the guys that have to watch some poor bastard abuse the poor defenseless coffee beans.
3 The smell is nauseating and it causes the guys in black suits to crack a grimace.
4 it was causing the people administering the torture to break down and cry because the prisoners were so terrified.
5 The Barrista kept getting punched in the face for being to perky and while it was a great stress relief for the agents of the NSA it was straining the budget to replace the Barrista every day after getting beaten to death.
We’re not going to list all those atrocities that the Cookie Monster is blamed for are we?? You just have to remember that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker are the Chemical weapons experts that involved in Syria!
Man, Cookie Monster stories. remember when kermit converted to Islam, dumped Miss Piggy for not being halal, and moved to a cave in Pakistan? CM had to take out Kermit bin Hoppin’ before he put Sarin laced lillypads in the NYC water supply. . .
WWIII hmmm, well based on the movies we can expect places like LA, SF, NY, DC, and other major cities would be attacked, on top of the fact that political leaders are generally considered lawful targets, Would WWIII really be such a bad thing? And fare more importantly who does not want to pave the way for a moon war. Think of how awesome that would be!!!
So does this post get me on the terrorist watch list yet?